my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner’s dad does
“i’m respecting your privacy by knocking”
“but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY”
(Source: mocha-brittles-bitch)
- 2 weeks ago
- 79407
"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
(via excitementanddisbelief)
(Source: futilitycloset.com)
- 2 weeks ago
- 27943
Let’s do a little comparison
Family Guy
- Rape jokes
- Eating disorder jokes
- Pedophilia jokes
- Racist jokes
- Molestation jokes
- Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
- Body positive
- No rape jokes, ever.
- No eating disorder jokes, ever.
- No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
- The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
- Self harm jokes? Nope.
- 3 weeks ago
- 7542
